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The boys/men/boys in my life have convinced me that any type of ground meat will be enthusiastically accepted at mealtime so long as it is molded into something–a loafan little oval, or a patty.  Meatballs are an especially favored option.

The original recipe for these meatballs came from a sweet lady named Bonnie that spent her early retirement years doing manicures out of her home.  The year leading up to my wedding, Bonnie give my nails the Jessica Treatment every other week. Back when I had disposable income and actually cared that my natural nail manicures lasted for a full 2 weeks.

The manicures came with all the celebrity gossip that you could ask for, and if you were really lucky, a little snack of whatever she had going on in the crock pot while the polish was drying.  Bonnie was a whiz at whipping up deliciousness in a slow cooker. Her house always smelled amazing!

Bonnie called these Game Day Meatballs because she made them for her husband & his buddies to snack on while watching a game. She said that she should have called them Everyday Meatballs, because that’s how often her husband wanted her to make them. That fact drover her crazy because the recipe was “so easy it’s embarrassing!”

I don’t know about you, but I’m never embarrassed to serve something tasty–I don’t care how easy the recipe! Ease aside, these meatballs are deliciously sweet & tangy. They’re great on their own as a crowd-sized appetizer, or ladled over hot cooked egg noodles as a meal.

Quick recipe note: Bonnie was a big fan of frozen meatballs. I am not, so I make my own meatballs and use her sauce recipe.  No judgement here! If you love the frozen ones, by all means, go there. But I wish that you’d try making my meatballs, first. ;) Either way, the one thing we both agree on is that this recipe is so easy it is almost embarrassing.

Spritz the inside of a slow cooker crock with olive oil and set it aside.

I think we can all agree that neither ground meats nor their finished dishes are pretty.

Grab a large bowl, and add some lean ground beef, ground turkey, minced onion, bread plain crumbs, freshly minced parsley, garlic powder, and black pepper.

Add a beaten egg to the party, and knead it all together with your hands, until everything is fully incorporated.

Fetch a small scoop, if you have one, and scoop heaping tablespoons full of the meat mixture.

Roll it around between your palms to form a meatball.

And then place the finished meatball into the prepared crock. Continue making meatballs with the rest of the meat mixture. I usually get between 50-60 meatballs.

Now before you get too impressed at the handmade meatballs, allow me to show you the primary basis for the sauce:

Grape jelly and chili sauce! Don’t judge–it will be wonderful. The chili sauce is essentially ketchup with a very slight kick. The grape jelly is…well, grape jelly. I assure you that the meatballs won’t taste the least bit grape-y.

Dump the grape jelly and chili sauce into a bowl. Add a little ketchup, and squeeze in a little lemon juice.

I like to add some dried mustard to help balance out the flavors. Life is all about balance, right?

The sauce is also not the least bit pretty.

Whisk the sauce ingredients together until they look like a hot mess.

There I go again–using the term hot mess in relation to something that I am trying to entice you to eat. It’ll be fine! Promise!

Pour the sauce over the meatballs in the crock.

Gently stir the meatballs in the sauce until they are all coated. Cover and cook on LOW heat for 6 to 8 hours, or until meatballs are done.

Serve meatballs over hot egg noodles and with a big salad to make it a meal; or serve as an appetizer by letting people spear them with a toothpick and munch on them while watching The Big Game.

A Few Notes: I usually make these meatballs the day before I want to serve them so that I can let them cool and then skim the fat off the top. Then I pop the crock back into the slow cooker and reheat the meatballs on LOW heat for 2-3 hours. Also, if 5 dozen meatballs seems like a lot of meatballs–it is–but fear not! These meatballs freeze beautifully! Just allow cooked meatballs & sauce to cool completely before portioning into freezer containers. Freeze meatballs for up to 3 months.

Game Day Slow-Cooker Meatballs


Serves 8 (Main dish) or 12+ (Appetizer)

For the Meatballs:

1 ½ lbs. lean ground beef

1 lb. lean ground turkey

1 C. plain breadcrumbs

2 Tbs. chopped fresh parsley

½ C. freshly minced onion

¼ tsp. garlic powder

¼ tsp. ground white pepper

1 egg, lightly beaten

For the Sauce:

12 oz. Heinz chili sauce

18 oz. grape jelly

1/3 C. ketchup

2 Tbs. fresh lemon juice

¾ tsp. ground mustard

Spray the inside of a slow-cooker crock with olive oil; set aside.

For the Meatballs:

  1. Place the ground meats, breadcrumbs, parsley, minced onion, garlic powder, white pepper, and the beaten egg in a large bowl. Knead with clean hands until ingredients are well combined.
  2. Use a small scoop or spoon to portion meat into heaping tablespoons of meat mixture. Roll portions between your hands to form a ball o’ meat. Place the formed meatball into the prepared crock, and continue with the rest until all of the meat mixture has been used. (I usually end up with about 5 dozen meatballs.)

For the Sauce:

  1. In a medium bowl, whisk the chili sauce, grape jelly, ketchup, lemon juice, and ground mustard until combined.
  2. Pour sauce over meatballs in the crock.
  3. Cook on LOW heat for 6-8 hours or until meatballs are cooked through.
  4. Serve meatballs alone as an appetizer or over hot cooked egg noodles as a meal.

NOTE: Meatballs can be made one day ahead, if you’d like to skim the fat off the top before serving.  Simply cook meatballs, allow to cool to room temperature, then refrigerate overnight. The next day, skim the fat off of the top of the meatball mixture, and reheat in the slow-cooker on LOW heat for 2-3 hours, or until heated through.