Just For Fun: If We Were Superheros

One the way to church this week, the boys were brainstorming what talents they would have if they were superheros. We had a lot of fun with it–this is what they came up with:

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The Inquisitor has mad rapid-fire-stream-of-consciousness-interrogation skills. Hewill question and question evil-doers to death, just as our eldest son does his parents. Also known under the aliases The Interruptor or The Interjector… All very appropriate for Son # 1…

Legoman has an incredible aptitude for design and fabrication. He will build complex fortresses around unsuspecting badguys… Son #2 is also known as Disgustor for his penchant for potty humor, especially involving toilets…or stuff that normally is reserved for toilets. Bad guys will be trapped in complex Lego labyrinth-type fortresses and driven to the brink of madness trying to escape while being pelted with a flurry of fart jokes.

The Socializer is a jovial superhero with absolutely no volume control or concept of personal space… Not-so-coincidentally, Son #3 has no volume control or concept of personal space. Bad Guys will be rendered either deaf & insane, or they won’t realize that The Socializer is circling their legs like a kitten, causing them to trip over him to their inevitable demise…

The boys initially called the baby The Terrorizor, because he touches all his brothers’ things. But really, ALL the boys touch everything they can and, therefore, would equally qualify as Terrorizors…The Baby’s largest talent to date is the ability to charm the unsuspecting  and wrap them around his little finger so as to do his bidding. He is sometimes known as Little No! for his instinctive use of the word. The Baby shall be known as Super G, until future talents become known…

Bacon Slayer has self appointed himself as Dr NO…. As in, “Hey Dad…can I..” No! “But I just…” NO! “Awww, one time please…” NO! Go to your room! Dr NO shows no mercy, and is even less tolerant Friday nights after a long work week or when prodded first thing in the morning… On some occasions, he is known as The Heavy. Hmmm, could have two meanings…

I have been dubbed The Orchestrator due to my propensity for wearing many, many hats: I keep all schedules; feed the crew; administer love, and lay down the law when appropriate. Bad Guys may cross my path, but they would just as quickly find themselves in an indefinite timeout or be put to work folding the ever-present mountain of laundry…no one crosses The Orchestrator.

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